Poo and pee
May 24th, 2004 | by Indy |Hmmm! I’ve been to two of these “Puppy Training” classes and I can’t say I’m impressed. I’m the one doing all of the bloody work while Black Slippers gets to choke me and drag around this big room full of other dogs! Still, I get the chance for the odd bottom sniff - mine and theirs…
Haven’t managed to train Black Slippers to do anything other than to clean up after I have a poo and pee. Though I think it’s because Big Scary Lady made him do it. Even had to bring home in the silver moving thing the first and second time we went. Didn’t realise how it smelled until then. Usually I eat it up before I’m found out, but not lately.
Making lots of dog friends. New on the list is Smudge and Border Collie. He’s fun and he lets me jump up and down on his face when he lies down. Also he takes my collar off so I can run around. However Black Slipper, ever watchful, is there to catch me and to strangle me with it. Sometimes I wish I could put him on the lead…









