Creation of the World according to us Dogs
March 18th, 2004 | by Indy |On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the dog.
Tried to post earlier, but I heard stirrings from one of the Slippers. I had to run back to my crate and lock myself in before Blue Slippers found me out. Just to be safe, I pooped all over my bedding and then smeared it all over the bars on the crate for good measure. Not sure if that was a good idea…
Yes I got loads of attention and this distracted from the fact that I was nearly caught using one of the Slippers InterWebby thingies, however I don’t think they like me doing it in the crate. Or smearing it all over the place. Perhaps I should eat the evidence more? Still, I had a luxury bath and body rub before going back to a fresh clean bed.
Also had a great time before bed, playing in the room with the TV. Best thing I like to do is run around the back of the TV and crawl behind the long sound box underneath. There’s a great long black thing to chew on - when I can. Black Slippers keeps on pulling me out of there and shoves a piece of rope in my mouth. Not sure if this is a good thing.
Oh, I can hear one of the Slippers again. Better go.
