Archive for March, 2004

Walkies??? Fetch???

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

I have to be brief. I haven't seen Blue Slippers for the past couple of days. I keep on waiting for him to jump out of somewhere while trying to catch me writing here. I know he's around and that Black Slippers is trying to keep me occupied with this silly ...

“Puppy play pen”

Sunday, March 21st, 2004

Sorry for the delay in my post. I was thinking about how Angel behaves around his family. It got me thinking. Especially when the Slippers arrived with my new torture device... A "puppy play pen", prison more like it. I tried to escape it on Saturday night, but it would ...

My Diary

Friday, March 19th, 2004

5am: Wow! Blogging! My favourite! 6.15am: Wow! Dog food! My favourite! 10am: Wow! Dog food! My favourite! 10.15am: Wow! A walk! My favourite! 10.30am: Wow! Getting petted! My favourite! 12pm: Wow! Dog food! My favourite 1pm Wow! The back garden! My favourite! 3.30pm: Wow! Listening to Radio4! My favourite! 4pm: Wow! Master back home from work! My favourite! 5pm: ...

From my cousin Angel’s [the cat] diary

Friday, March 19th, 2004

Day 187 of my captivity:- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought of escape, and the mild scolding that I get from ruining ...

Creation of the World according to us Dogs

Thursday, March 18th, 2004

On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so ...

Hello world

Tuesday, March 16th, 2004

Hello, I'm Indiana [Indy to those who know me]. Welcome to my blog. It would have been up sooner if it wasn't for the one in the Black Slippers sitting down and playing on his computer all night. Yet I've managed to throw this together and now I can tell ...